yes all tv shows have a formula they follow

not all tv shows carbon copy each episode

you know, r&i is kinda a lot like house

  1. person gets killed on screen or perhaps killer prepares killing instrument on screen/person vomits blood on screen or perhaps person passes out and turns a weird colour on screen
  2. shipping up to boston/teardrop
  3. it’s the spouse!/it’s lupus!
  4. oh shit we just spent a bunch of time investigating the wrong person/oh shit the patient is getting worse
  5. [alternatively: oh god they don’t have a spouse!/oh god they weren’t actually sick!]
  6. fuck we need to just start questioning everybody we can find/fuck we need to just start pumping every antibiotic we can get our hands on into this patient
  7. oh my god this is not going anywhere we need to figure this shit out fast or the governor will be on our asses/oh my god this is not going anywhere we need to figure this shit out fast or cuddy will be on our asses
  8. [alternatively: jesus christ is that another dead person? shit we are not catching this terrible person fast enough/jesus christ is that another deathly ill patient? shit we are not figuring out this terrible illness that is definitely not lupus fast enough]
  9. rizzoli family scene that might include maura/house scene that could include any combination of the rest of the cast
  10. [alternatively: touching scene with loved one of the murdered person/touching scene with the patient who does not have lupus]
  11. staring at the murder board/staring at house’s little whiteboard
  12. oh wait maura hold up what did you just say? my god that’s the key! [runs out to put the missing piece of the murder puzzle together]/oh wait wilson hold up what did you just say? my god that’s the key! [hobbles out to put the missing piece of the not-lupus illness puzzle together]
  13. catch bad guy [possibly by ignoring some sort of rule]/cure not-lupus illness [possibly by doing something cuddy said was not to be done]
  14. [alternatively: christ we suck at this, it was the spouse/christ we suck at this, it was lupus]
  15. maura & jane end scene that may unfortunately include clown music/um i don’t remember how most house episodes end so i’m just gonna say happy patient going home end scene

basically the moral of this story is that somewhere in boston there is a hilariously incompetent news station that consistently sends their doofiest reporter to follow jane and maura around

my favourite “supporting character” is the recurring news guy

no really

i think it’s because i see this:

is that just me or

AU ~ In which Maura confesses her love to Jane by accident.

(Source: alexia-iris)

zulobeltzean:

My new cheap hobby: drawing Jane Rizzoli in Ikea pencil.

zulobeltzean:

My new cheap hobby: drawing Jane Rizzoli in Ikea pencil.

aposse:

"You’re beautiful, Jane."
"So are you, Maura. So are you." 

Throwback Thursday- “Confessions of a Perfectionist” by KateKane

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Confessions of a Perfectionist

Author: KateKane

Fandom: Rizzoli & Isles

Pairing: Jane Rizzoli & Maura Isles

Rating: MA

Genre: Angst/Romance

Content Warnings: Depression

Summary: After the shooting of the S1 finale Maura holds everything and everyone together, while simultaneously struggling with her own unvoiced feelings for Jane. But even Maura has her limits… Therapy fic with lots of Rizzles.

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